[x] Youve seen at least one anime.
[x] Youve read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things
(because they fuckin are, you just don't go around calling YJ an anime)
[ ] Youre in anime club.
[ ] Youve cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[x] Youve been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isnt just raw fish.
[ ] Youve made bento lunch.
[ ] Youve made a charabento.
[x] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
(i'm a fuckin asian, is there a problem? I GO TO A CHINESE SHOP DOES THAT MAKE ME A WEABOO BECAUSE I AM CHINESE? FOK YOU NIGGERS)
[ ] Youve actually been to Japan.
[ ] Youve been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] Youre learning/know Japanese.
[ ] Youre learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] Youre in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. (desu)
[ ] You claim youre married to said fictional character.
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. Modern day Western cartoons that is.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbours a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that its pronounced Gakuto and not Gackt.
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[ ] You like Hetalia. (hetalia can suck my dick)
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] Youve considered having surgery to look oriental. ( lol i am going to have surgery to change mah chineese, to CHINEEESSSEE)
[ ] Youve had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] Youve been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation. (fokin tumblr, makin me a weaboo)
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[x] You use tildes while typing~. ( DESU DESU DESU~~~~`````)
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons.
[x] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing. ( um exscuuuuse me, i am actully impersonation a CHING CHING NATIVE OF CHING CHONG LAND CHINESE CHINESE NOT JAPANESE GET IT RIGHT FUCKERS)
[ ] You claim youre Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] Youre not.
[ ] Youre not even Asian.
[ ] If youre Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage. ( i am chinese )
[ ] And youre not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] Youre bitching at me because theyre properly called forehead protectors
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[x] You act out scenes from the show. ( i do da returded dance dance mhm workin my pelvic thrusting problem?)
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life. ( fuckcin tohoe only lyk da music)
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God.
[ ] Its seiyuu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[x] You add desu to the end of every sentence. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] Youre taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[ ] You know that hentai doesnt mean porn.
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life. ( its true im on computer 24/7 )
[x] And its true.
Total: 19 out of 101.
00-010: You probably hate Japan. Youre not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
11-020: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
21-030: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- youre not one.
31-040: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
41-050: Youre very likely a Japanophile, but youre not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
51-060: Youre not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
71-080: Please stop it!!!!!!
81-090: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
91-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
--> 101: Insane asylum tiems.